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BREAKING NEWS: Anything Bot has been murdered by Elon Musk...
BREAKING NEWS: You has been killed in a brutal car crash...
Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta ate a Stack of Pancakes with The Rock!
There should be a Tomoko Kuroki X weed goku ship!
Oh, that's Trevor Philips's lifeless corpse at Hell's bathroom/parking lot
Trans people: i'm trans Society: ok You: hi Society: holy shit
Plankton: Why won't you die!? Elmo: Nanomachines, son
Monika has started a YouTube account!
Numbuh 2 and Uh, I forgot what this is has started a lemonade stand!
Goku heard that The Foundation is STRONG! He is gonna fig-