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Do I have your attention! It’s three days to Christmas. Let’s do this, forget the Gov doom and gloom, get some festive cheer. Support your local shops and hospitality! Go for a beer, eat some grub! #shoplocal #supportsmallbusiness #saveourpub #Christmasgifts
@SaHreports Fantastic but I can’t help with the bendy cock tweets being a 53 year old grumpy cartoonist but I do have a cute cock cartoon! #bendycock
@JamesEvansMS @JonesyFay The post office always deliver, the posties so full of Christmas cheer. But don’t fear, Santa will soon be here! Merry Christmas.
@gingertotty Stella got me good style last night. Time to bring out the family hangover cure…
Salami and stinky cheese sandwich with loads of garlic mayo!
@Danny_D_Pearson Just old man aches and pains, oh, and Covid anxiety and PTSD! Don’t worry Santa will soon be here. Giz a job! Merry Christmas from the s Yorkshire git.
@BereniceHealey When I’ve bought the turkey and beer.
@gingertotty Funny, try shifting a king size bed outside at 5:00am for the council to pick up at 6:00. Setting car alarm off and waking whole curl de sac! Ho, ho, ho merry Christmas from the mad Yorkshire old git.