Ask us anything!さんのイラストまとめ

Q: What are you guys like when drunk?

WY: It's really not that different to usual. I'm a very happy drunk, I get fits of laughter. Jiang Cheng's a very emotional drunk, cries or gets angry. Sometimes both. More stuff gets broken though.

JC: Hmph.

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Q: Jiang Cheng, have you banged Lan Huan yet?

JC: What?! He was only my client for a little while, it's not... it's not like that! It's professional!!

WY: That's why you still have his number and text him huh?

JC: I'm allowed to have friends!

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Q: I would like to ask for jiang yanli's hand in marriage

JC: Absolutely not!

WY: Nope!

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Q: Who's the better cook?

JC: Sadly, it's me.

WY: I'm not that bad!

JC: If you /don't/ set it on fire, it's so spicy that even I can't handle it.

WY: Well, that sounds like a you problem.

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Q: Who has a bigger dick?

WY: Well we used to take baths together when we were kids but I can't say I'd know since then-

JC: Don't talk about this on the internet to strangers!! Are you crazy?

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Q: Where do the two of you work, and why? Any interesting stories to share?

WY: I'm a forensic pathologist! So, I spend a lot of time opening up dead guys. It's an interesting job! You wouldn't believe the stuff I've found inside people. (1/2)

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Q: Jiang Cheng I just want you to know you're loved and we're all proud of you 🥺🥺🥺 also whip me please?

JC: Have you lost your goddamn mind?

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Q: hi idiots. q: who is the better brother

WY: Obviously, it's me.

JC: You /would/ say that. Don't believe that narcissistic prick.

WY: Wow! That hurts, you know!

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