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“Slips on a banana peel causing me to fall down 14 flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones in the process.”
“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
@The_Kocks @R7GHTS7DE That may be true! But, uh.... I can play hot cross buns on a recorder!
@The_Kocks @R7GHTS7DE That’s robophobic! I’m now going to cancel you on Twitter!