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Apparently it's National Ass Day
Marshmallow steals the spotlight a bit in that regard but Boris still has a bit of booty to go around
@hyenaddict I can confirm this works 100% of the time
You know those weight loss shows like "My 600lb life" or "Biggest Loser"
They're always so quick to be like "woah look how much weight they lost!"
What they never show you is the aftermath, where the contestant not only regains the weight, but totally shatters their old record!
I woke up feeling extra fat today. And I mean EXTRA fat
Let my mounds of fat just engulf me until I'm unrecognizable anymore. Have entire armies come to feed and worship me. Let me be just a slowly growing mountain of calorie caked pleasure
@Haradoshin Time to get drawn as Heat Miser for Christmas
Lemme lay my head in your lap
Feel your entire lower body just bury in under my flabby back rolls.
Face cheeks sagging around you like pillowy arm rests as I wheeze and huff
Watch my fat pawbs press against my chest to keep my head from disappearing under my own sprawling bulk
My friends sometimes joke that they'll "just roll me around like a beach ball or something"
And I just smile and play along because I mean, look at me
My entire body is like a mattress pile filled with pudding. Even if they were strong enough, good luck getting purchase on me!
@CatarsiCat I mean I might be biased, but
13. A guilty pleasure
Can I even have a guilty pleasure? I'm literally a giant hedonistic blob of fat. Pleasure is kind of what I do
12. Your outfit
I tried to wear clothes once
once