Bad Game Artさんのイラストまとめ

“Alison, can you speak Japanese?”
“Ron, we’ve been married nine years, have you ever heard me speak Japanese? Why, anyway?”
“Well, I bought this game in Paris and the man on the market said it was called ‘constipated prisoner fight... do you think he was having me on?”
PS2 (2005)

“You ok to do the artwork for Fester’s Quest, Norman?”
“I am, Sir, but I’ve never seen the Addams Family. Which one is Fester? Is it the bald uncle or the sexy mum?”
“I’m not sure, actually, just do a mix of both and get to work on Cheetamen 2, yeah?”
“Can do, Sir!”

(NES, 1989)

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‘La Abadia Del Crimen’ translates to ‘the Abbey of Crime’, of course the biggest crime here is the fact that THAT IS NOT HOW REFLECTIONS WORK.

(Spectrum, 1987)

Tony just wanted to be in a REAL racing game. But they forced him. Said he had no choice. Tony races in AN EDUCATIONAL GAME. You can see the sorrow in his eyes.
The Tiger Grand Prix (Dragon32, 1983)

Farmer Bean wasn’t sure if it was the lack of sleep due to the apple harvest or the four litres of cider he’d downed that day, but he HAD to be imagining that six foot angry strawberry. He HAD to be. Right?
Fruity Frank (Amstrad, 1984)

Ah, it's our bemuscled protagonist (let's call him Ron), rocking his best Die Hard look. He must save all the snake-eyed rubber sex robots before it's too late! GO RON GO!
Vice: Project Doom (NES, 1991)