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Quote of the night from @JoeCharlesKaye: “ohhh so burlesque is drag for straights”
I guess my goal weight is "walk down a hallway and other people do NOT press themselves flat against a wall like they're avoiding a goddamned explosion"
TOMORROW! Join me at the hottest all-woman show in LA, starring qween @marcellacomedy and a great outfit of some sort!
Important Halloween Q: is Gonzo a vulture who fucks chickens?
TONIGHT! PORTLAND! @TheSofiya @RobertBuscemi and our SECRET ROSTER at Firkin Tavern at 9! #SURPRISEONTOUR
Tonight! #SURPRISEONTOUR hits #EUGENE! @RobertBuscemi @TheSofiya and our secret roster at @VoodooDoughnut!