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i look like this

shel silverstein off the shits

last but not least, aelfrics cock was ALSO ripped off by jeralt, but not as a prank this time! he saw him talking to his future wife and yanked it off because he hated the way he looked

there is NO WAY my man is not packing heat
12 inches and he makes you think you're gonna top that night before he says "bend over"

your mom in the game didnt die giving birth to you. she died to your dad's 23 inch dragon blood infused murdercock greg universe style
he's lucky the geneva conventions dont exist in the FE universe or his penis would be treated as a WMD

the "scheme" he alludes to throughout the game is that he has a cock sleeve to make it look like he's 7 inches
he's actually 4 inches and also he accidentally inhaled the fumes from a poison he was making and is now suffering from erectile dysfunction

jeralt ripped it off as a prank

5 inches, fat as a 2 liter also, except his has abs on it, its kinda scary