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Just got a meeting invite for December. I don’t even know if the world will still exist in December?
I don’t know how I’m ever going to return to the expectation that I should “go places”
@morganknutson My dog is legit high as a kite right now
@lizhuntdesign I’m so sorry.
The Drafthouse screening The Craft while I’m out of town is a lesbian hate crime
@emiliakathleen In 5 years no one has noticed I answer every question with “it depends”
Looking at Amazon reviews for dog grooming supplies and there are a lot of people doing terrible things to their cats
The two settings: A. Not enough coffee to be a functioning human being B. Too much coffee to be a functioning human being
Have I been using Twitter wrong all this time?! Was I supposed to wear a headset?
@mags My new replacement for