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"Look, if you're coming to tell me the synthetic duck experiment went wrong, it DIDN'T, they were MEANT to look lik- oh you're trans? Look at me. I know."
She'd probably give you a big hug then sit down with you to talk about your new name and pronouns and then probably she'd bake you a cake or some shit
"Curse me kilts, you're just like me! Let's go claim the lost chest binder of the elder gods! I'm Scrooge McDuck!"
SCROOGE SOBBING OVER HIS FAMILY nooo thats so sad and so in character (webby got eliminated)
reigen wins by doing nothing