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@alicemahou you'd think he wouldn't need the binoculars, she's pretty hard to miss
@Soft_Paints If I end up winning, how about Jenny? (the bigger one of the two here)
I could follow this up with any of the other pages upon pages of inexplicable stuff about a giant, but I'd rather post a section I call "Green Lantern does a bunch of salvia and has a fucked up day at the park"