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"...who, me? No, I'm just...uh...cleaning your window. Yeah, seal spit's great at cleaning things. You should try it some time...like right now."
🖌️ by thedisgustingchicken on FA, with some quick animation I added.
He's just trying to help, you should let him in.
This...probably counts for #PawDay, right?
I'm not hearing any complaints from the owner of the paws, so we'll say it does.