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Me scratching the fuck out of my itchy balls in the car after spending an 8 hour shift constantly being watched by surveillance (I just shaved and itch really bad)
Imagine beinging designed like this. Fucking go for a jog and you end up impailing your skull in your knee spikes.
@Chickyflungo I just unearthed this prehistoric boy and might designate him tbh
Someone gave them a party popper knowing full well that they've never been to a social gathering. Evil.
Art by @FleurMarigold
Thank you <3
Perhaps they aren't the best at picking the prettiest of flowers, but at least it's the thought that counts, right?
Art by @FleurMarigold
Thank you!