bruce!!! ✡︎🖇️∞🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿さんのイラストまとめ

me when people say they don't like silly guys full of whimsy

Me: I'm going in for top surgery!
Garfield: ok, good luck!
Later...
Me, waking up: wow, the surgery went great! but, where's Garfield?
The doctor, gesturing to Garfield on a hospital bed next to me: who do you think took your tits?

// fish n chips

the spiritual successor to "hahaha Taxi you are banging my brother!"