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Never, ever, ever forget how deeply unsettling Mister Fantastic's powers are. "Outer skin."
Namor, babe, I don't know how much clearer Sue can be about not being in love with you, yet you keep pulling this exact shit over and over again.
Back to the #FantasticFour: The situation with the Hulk is so drawn out and convoluted that it takes *two whole issues* to resolve, and involves the Avengers showing up. Predictably, the FF handle working the Avengers with their usual uncoordinated, um, enthusiasm.
First of all, I love every time the Hulk shows up in an issue of #FantasticFour. I also love the early Hulk not being a mindless brute, just a giant, angry, petty jerk.
Also, "There's NOTHING that can stop me," is a vicious pun when one is leaping away from the defeated Thing.
Today's update on the Fantastic Four (specifically the Human Torch over in Strange Tales): Johnny, what the fuck are you wearing? Orange beret? Green bodysuit with orange trunks over top?
Update on reading old Fantastic Four comics (well, and Johnny Storm's solo adventures in Strange Tales): Paste-Pot Pete, like, what the fuck.
Sorry, I missed what you were saying because Namor the Sub-Mariner is flouncing dramatically from meteor to meteror while he chases a spaceship, wearing only a space helmet and a pair of orange-scaled swim trunk. Pertly.
I feel like we don't talk about Doctor Doom showing up to attack the Fantastic Four for the first time in a shark-themed helicopter.