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Just a friendly reminder that I’m open for commissions and freelance gigs! Pay my mortgage! A few recent pieces:
"I described you in terms which were positively glowing, which is exactly how I'd like to see you in Hell." -Dr. Lilith Sternin
"You want me
Well come on and break the door down
You want me
Fucking come on and break the door down
I'm ready"
One Hour Rock Star #11: Thom Yorke
"So this is a Hahvahad bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall."