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I invited you over to my house and YOU DRANK ALL MY PEPSI
I’m so sorry that you were bullied as a youngin.
You only eat chicken strips and French fries at any restaurant.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING IM RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
Speak up. I can’t hear you.
You never shut up. Please, you haven’t stopped talking for 20 minutes I’m concerned you’re not taking breaths I’m between words.
You’re fun at parties and I mean that in a good way.
ALRIGHT WE GET IT YOURE SO COOL.
You chose the safest option. You are careful. And that’s okay.
This fakemon comm was for @/lazy_arcade over on IG! Featuring his little digi-cat and it’s form change!