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but does the shining have jason voorhees as a cyborg in it? doesn’t sound like true cinema to me
- clown is just describing in detail how he wants to kill everyone and jeff is nodding. clown thinks he's a good conversationalist
- cheryl: so this cult split alessa's soul, and half of it was reincarnated as a baby, which was me
freddy: were you cute as a kid? just wondering.
this one gets its own tweet cuz dfjkgnjkgfdh it misses the mind flayer and its fellow demodogs
- "freddy stays awake all night" is inherently funny
- finally susie fans come thru
- frank and clown show off to each other
- two cowboys & a doctor. unlikely collab. r they afraid of doc maybe
- pig: i don't like that gf is alive
wraith: (nods)
- FUCK demogorgon ungrateful DICK
- frank: look at that thick-thighed man he has feminine hips
blight: NO that's what i'm SENSITIVE about
- i am going to fucking kill slinger
end of day one
21. ellis
🌀 embodiment of wonderland. alice, the only human that’s been there twice, was its body reference
🌀what if god were a child
🌀 thinks puns are comedy gold, bends the laws of nature for them
🌀 had a breakdown when it found out alice died in obscurity (pic 3 & 4)
17. party monster
🎉 nonhuman obsessed with human party culture
🎉 wary of actual humans and keeps interactions short unless its sure its safe
🎉 doesn’t act human outside of parties. crawls on walls, talks via song soundbites
🎉 small circle of friends, fiercely loyal to them