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#WasAnOctoberSurprise When it turned out those weren't costumes.
#AtOurBeachParty We were forced to flee for our lives from an outlaw surfboard gang.
A boomerang killed the helicopter pilot, #AndThatsHowItWentDown
Several pages of #MyTimeTravelDiary are devoted to the happy days I spent with Jesus and the dinosaurs.
#InsteadOfABabyTheStorkDelivered A portrait of itself in formal attire, painted by a kangaroo.
#MyPeculiarHabit Bursting through unusually shaped doorways.