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Just making sure everything is OK with your digestive system after that holiday dinner. You alright?
A follow-up to our recent breaking news story: Apple is currently cozy and enjoying the turtleneck. https://t.co/0oQTDAtdUa
Breaking News: Apple has obtained the turtleneck once again. This is the third year in a row that Apple has obtained the turtleneck.
I forgot about Black Cat Day yesterday, so we're celebrating it right now.
It's Mellow Mummy Monday. Mummy has awoken from his calm slumber once again. Remain mellow and remain mummy, my friends.