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Just making sure everything is OK with your digestive system after that holiday dinner. You alright?
A follow-up to our recent breaking news story: Apple is currently cozy and enjoying the turtleneck. https://t.co/0oQTDAtdUa
Breaking News: Apple has obtained the turtleneck once again. This is the third year in a row that Apple has obtained the turtleneck.
I forgot about Black Cat Day yesterday, so we're celebrating it right now.