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@mischiefanimals My dog simply DOESN'T ACCEPT the fact that the food I eat isn't tasty for her (I'm vegan)
She does all the drama show, then I shove my food in her face, she takes a bite, hates it, then begs for more ????
@GoodReddit As an assexual bi-romantic, when I look at boobs my first thought is "seems like a very comfy pillow"
And my second, when there's a female boob, is "I really hope u found a comfortable bra, cause that shit hurts as hell"
I understand the appeal but not the hypersexual one
@mazioswag Sure u can call me bathroom slippers nothing wrong with that