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the entire task force of the tiny ranger station: holly, the receptionist who only works like 3 days a week because no one calls anyway, ralph, whos in charge against his own will, and @fleetwoodbrak’s felix, who has enough enthusiasm to make up for everyone else there
andrew sinclair the absolute backwoods nightmare/your local dealer/former alligator poacher who would probably still have an unhealthy obsession with being The Alpha Wolf even if he wasnt an unscrupulous werewolf
for full reference... ralph and his pastry chef girlfriend imogen and imogens little brother who hates ralph, gio (who belongs to @Cadaverrdog). before imogen and ralph were even dating ralph had to kick gio out of the local state park repeatedly so he already hated him
ralph at 20ish vs ralph at 40ish... his smile... his optimism... his hairline... all gone
her names euphimia charbonneau but she ONLY goes by effie and shes a small town waitress in louisiana in the 80s with grand aspirations of being a spoiled rotten 50s housewife but she doesnt account for her insane temper and insurmountable standards