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Happy National Carrot Day and World Rat Day!
Celebrate by eating all your rat friends and any friend who can be baited with carrots.
Happy birthday to @ZarosTheFurry - high-five!
*BELLY SMOOOSH*
Huh. That's weird. @teenytinylimey shares the date with you and also wanted to wish you a happy birthday, too. Not sure where he went.
Anyway, hope you both have a fantastic day!
I baked @teenytinylimey a cake for his birthday, but I ate it. Then, I ate Limey, too, so it all worked out.
Turns out you can eat your cake and give it to your friend, too.
Folfs are super useful! Great for cuddling and for snacking on...
Remember that one time when @BlaiddYote thought that being a dragon meant that even a clever fox like me was on the menu?
...TO BE CONTINUED
Happy birthday to @MauveSqueaks
I brought you a mouse as a distraction...
*yoink haoumph gllllrk* Ahhh.