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“How many times have you noticed that it’s the little quiet moments in the midst of life that seem to give the rest extra-special meaning?” - Fred Rogers
I enjoy kicking back and relaxing with friends.
The other night I heard @RaccoonFritz screaming obscenities and had to check whether one of our cats was harassing him or if the game he was playing was driving him mad.
https://t.co/etwIOODXw9
Introducing Allicin Rose Van Helstink, vampire hunting garlic skunk.
https://t.co/YeHri8Ns8c
Breaking out all the cat toys to ensure @MiloSnacc has a great birthday and with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever. Not my fault if he jumps down my throat when I point the red dot on my tongue. Happy birthday, Milo! *URP*
@scitiv Sometimes I still use a plate because I'm classy.
More often my food uses a plate to eat their dinner and get nice and stuffed for me.
@Voraciousopolis I'll swallow a flashlight for you if you didn't bring your phone for light.
Happy birthday, @DimwittedMutt
Let me whisper in your ear all my ideas for things to make your birthday one to remember.