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@Char89Charizard Mmmm. Here, have some nice jelly beans. See how many you can stuff my treat I mean yourself with.
@HormnyCheese I mean, it's the sort of treat that is worth limiting how frequently you indulge, to keep it special.
Also @TinyRotundPup had a birthday on Thanksgiving this year...
Didn't I tell you what the likely outcome is for booping my nose, @Bulvej ? *licks my lips* Happy birthday to you!
The best way I can think of to wish @Apreyfolf a happy birthday... is with my mouth.
I don't know who it was that came to wish @PBSkunk a happy birthday, but I guess they're a donut now.