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raise your hand if you wish this were a real cereal https://t.co/Zamp2rmZgn
so can we talk about how the official Monster Cereal pumpkin stencil site still claims they're oat-based cereals—a contentious falsity that hasn't been true since 2005?
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reminder that Golden Grahams' only mascot was a short-lived drop of honey named Honey the Honey Drop. I love him, but it's probably best he died in the '80s, because today there would be piss jokes made about him in an internet minute
Happiest of birthdays to fellow Cereal Titan @MattMcMuscles! Hey @legendary, what do we have to do to get this guy the Vanilla Godzilla Cereal he deserves?
happy #InternationalCatDay to my boy Jupiter. reviewing cereal just isn't the same without him tipping over every box
@justinblackmon0 @RealCapnCrunch it took four years, but we did it. we shot for the moon and landed in a milky ocean