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@WeirdMedieval Some people have family on Christmas Eve. Other people try to correctly match the Eraserhead baby into an old mosaic.
I'm shocked it took this long for Spider-Man comics to make a Goblin Mode joke.
Umbrella Academy is on Netflix and is very, very good with a 4th season coming next year to finish the story up. Likewise, this season of Doom Patrol will be featuring characters from Way's celebrated run from a few years back.
@FalKoopa_ How I feel when a Shen teleports in with his shield and saves my ass from a Shaco.
@merrittk As scary as the Phyrexians are, I’m sure there are a ton who have, like, mundane jobs.
Kriggen Mog, The Abysser — Legendary Creature — Certified Multiversal CPA
I wonder why they stopped making cartoons starring the child versions of popular comedia– Oh.
@RICHARDLNEWBY Take Wolverine; at no point do you think he can conceivably lose any fight after easily taking on an army of undead ninjas. However, by doing so you now hype up the real villain by emphasizing just how strong they have to be to compete with such a powerful protagonist.
@yeoldedad Counterpoint: I may find something wonderful so I'm going to check twitter regardless of how miserable I end up 99% of the time.