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I love Jimmy I want to put them into a blender
I love Oli I want to put them into a blender
I love Martyn I want to put them into a blender
El has filed a restraining order against Lizzie
Owen has 64 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces
Owen is- Wait, something is wrong here...
Scott just fucking murdered Owen
Lizzie has a knife
I love Scott I want to put them into a blender
Martyn dropkicked a homophobe to Venus (somehow)