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Italian words of wisdom for #NationalBiscuitDay 🇮🇹
"Il savio non s'imbarca senza biscotto"
What my phone autocorrects Game of Thrones characters names to #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale https://t.co/UU8nC4x1Zb
South African equivalent to the phrase "When pigs fly..." for #NationalUnicornDay 🦄
Oh no I put a silly joke joke entry for our office's @mcrduckrace design-a-duck competition but enough people voted for it and now i have to make it?? I did not plan this far ahead.