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Mary Worth Update: Honey, this is why you should have just texted him.
@britney_spheres Listen, we don't pit bad bitches against each other here.
Honey, this could have been a text. Nobody wants a closure call from their ex in the middle of the night.
Mary Worth Update: I love the fact that Iris looks like she's being held hostage in Wilbur's thoughts. Anyway, good for her for landing a game developer himbo who looks like Chris Hemsworth. Love that for her. Want it for all of us.
Mary Worth Update: Dawn dating a string of "hot" guys who treated her terribly only to get dumped by the "mid" dude who treated her kindly is funny, but that never happens.
If he had any self-respect, he would have left her right there. You can admire the looks of a stranger without blatantly ogling someone in front of your partner.