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You can also pick up my ENTIRE CATALOGUE, also for 75% off, plus extra savings on the games you don’t already own as part of the bundle! It also includes @piesaac’s killer soundtracks for all three games, which you REALLY want to have. https://t.co/3bYYVdir1d
I saw this Beaverton post, laughed, then went “wait, but is that actually true, though?” And it turns out that no, it’s not true, but… not in the way I was hoping
“Hey, why did you suddenly add a bunch of gradient effects to GITCL seemingly out of nowhere in the past half year”
BECAUSE NOT A REAL ARTIST, I’M JUST A MAGPIE THAT’S EASILY DISTRACTED BY ANYTHING SHINY, WHY DO YOU THINK
NOW AVAILABLE: it’s the “every game so far” bundle on Steam! Do you want to buy my entire catalogue at once? Or have some of my games already, but want to pick up the remaining ones? You save 33%, and only have to pay for the ones you don’t already own! https://t.co/3bYYVdir1d
BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! Ladykiller in a Bind is on sale in the https://t.co/ZfSvbyiBVi Halloween sale for… [stares at cue card, long excaberated sigh] 69% off https://t.co/7SCBM7nahx