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not to do political cartoons but this from last year actually remains a pretty good comment on Starmer(ism)
babe. babe c'mon, it's my birthday. and, uh, also, we need to secure the future of humanity
Angron. The Angry One. Extremely original, creative name. Former slave gladiator with brain implants that make him flip out and murder people all the time. His soldiers all attempt to emulate him, to the extent of getting the same implants. It doesn't go well.
Lion El'Jonson: The Honourable One. Into knightly shit, famous for his Good Hair. Literally named after a Victorian poet who wrote a poem about Having Deep Dark Secrets (the secret is being gay), called The Dark Angel (also the name of Lion El'Jonson's legion).