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The woolly mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius), because I want proboscideans living where I am.
Art of a mammoth in their winter coat by @paleobyliam. Range map via Wikimedia Commons. https://t.co/yMvZccurIJ
Jotaro Kujo had to research and write his doctoral dissertation while also tracking down a face-stealing serial killer, and I feel like he still had a better experience than 95 percent of grad students.