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back on the fakemon grind - here's Guesshyre, a crafty magician ocelot who bamboozles foes and travelers with its elusive illusions. can it actually SEE out of those ocular fur patterns on its back? who knows!
covid delayed our dnd campaign for a whole year but i finally get to play this guy and i'm so happy
this his howard, he's a genius programmer who's been trapped in a nokia phone for 20 years and god does he need help. almost as selfless as he is spineless, but at this point, he's willing to do literally anything for his friends. the sidekick ever.
this is sage, he's a walking cringe compilation. talentless musician, flaccid poet, wannabe spiritual guru, preachy vegan, scientology sympathizer. he claims he can commune with lovecraftian aliens in his dreams. (read: this is not true, he's literally just playing pretend.)