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belated valentines day matching icons but also who cares im keeping these forever so fukin cuteeeeeee
And all this happened because I never forgot about how my third grade teacher would bring her sugar gliders to school. im fucking crying. i cant believe a viral tweet is how I found out about this all.
AND THATS WHEN I SEE THIS... IM GONNA EXPLODE... THATS THE SCHOOL I WENT TO??? AND that's when I remember Woodxx was the name of my highschool teacher and Wood-- was indeed her. I CANT. IM SCREAMING AT 3AM. MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER IS SELLING MONKEYS ONLINE NOW?
IM FREAKING OUT. i remember my teachers name was Kathy Woodxx, so that would confirm it. I go to the monkey fb page and lo and behold, but the last name was Wood-- and not Woodxx? I needed to find something more specific, a picture, something to confirm it a bit better.
This is important bc I KNEW someone who really liked sugargliders in tennessee: my third grade teacher. She would smuggle them into school and bring them to class. So I was like... what if this was my teacher? Her name was "Kathy", and guess WHICH NAME IS BEING SAID ON THE SITE
So I saw this tweet and found out this monkey ring was in Tennessee, specifically a town in MIDDLE TENNESSEE where I'm near, so I decided to look into it more and laugh at it. But thats when I find something important: the paypal email of the site includes "SUGARGLIDERS"