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I wonder if it's possible to have your ass registered as a weapon...still working on the mass destruction part >w>
I've been told it's Hyper Ass April but honestly every month is that for me, I don't need an excuse to celebrate~
A little magic measuring tape goes a long way in trying to grow the ideal proportions~ ❤️
My immovable mountain strategy doesn't seem to be working out too well against this little dog...but I still have the high ground!
I always get anxious to know how many more inches are added to my rear when it's time for new pants, but at least the master of huge rumps @Aggrowpanda has time to help me find out <3
Mmph...200 followers already and all dropping a cake off. G-goodness y'all are feeding this corgi nice and heavy not that im complaining <3
Well here I am again, as long as each follower doesn't send me a cake my outfits might make it out okay >w<