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A friend drew this picture of me diving into pies. More friends @csecooney and @WriteTeachPlay saw that picture and made it real. Now it comes full circle. This is what is best in life.
BREAKING NEWS: THE LITTLE MONSTER WILL NO LONGER RESPOND TO LITTLE MONSTER. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, SHE IS TO BE REFERRED TO AS "THE MEDIUM SIZED UNICORN"