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guys im not gay im not gay i have a girlfriend have you seen my girlfriend who is very much a girl i- why are you guys laughing guys i swear
Me omw to the commie house to show my loved ones this cool stick I found walking home
Me: hates the sun, overheats easily, doesn't breathe well in humidity
My friends: let's move to Florida!
Me:
@heresvix hes a punk bat rat whose secretly very soft and a little gremlin 😳
I started working out recently and I have no muscle but I swear she does this every time I see her