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With the power of the amulet, you succeed in overthrowing the government. Chaos ensues. You are uncertain if this is considered successful for a first date, but you'll take it. You exchange numbers with Mitty and promise to meet up again for coffee sometime. (The end)
"I've actually been looking for someone to overthrow the government with," she continues. "I sense a great power emanating from you. It could be your innate raw strength. Or maybe it's that cursed golden amulet you're wearing. Would you like to join me?"
You ask Mitty about her interest in anarchy.
"I don't believe in government," she says matter-of-factly. "All institution is prone to corruption. The system is broken, but all systems of governance are inherently broken. There cannot be structure when man is an animal."
You're not sure where you acquired this, or why you still have it. You decide, for some reason, that it would be appropriate to wear a cursed golden amulet to your first date.
You agree to meet up with Mitty. But you're not sure what to wear.
You download Tindpurr to meet singles in your area. One profile stands out to you.
Another Valentine's has come and gone, and once again you spent it alone eating chips in the semi-darkness of your room. There's nothing wrong with that, but you feel like it might be time to meet new people. (Choose your own adventure thread, poll in replies)