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did you know mawile can learn hyper beam??? imagine getting Final Flashed by this little two foot tall monster like your name is perfect cell
tired of the apparently trainerless mawile who just loiters around town mooching food, but not quite invested enough to actually get someone to catch her, the locals convince the weird mawile to look into some pokemon-related things around the outskirts.
you'll get it back later (lie)
you'll get half of the pizza too dont worry (lie)
"It has two mouths. The big jaws on the back of its head can't taste anything, so that's the mouth it uses to eat foods it doesn't like."