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i had an inexplicable urge to draw horse that wouldn't go away until i drew horse
Hey, a piece of the Hoard is missing, you didn't happen to accidentally find a magic Game Boy that grants you the reward the hero gets in the game's ending, did you? And then you didn't beat Kirby twice in a row? Right? Lemme know if it turns up. #NationalBoobDay @Proton_Jon
POV: you subjugated the dragon via command magic, but due to an artifact mixup, she won't follow any actual orders and just sits around scowling at you
Beware!!! The gray dragon of ill-fortune has purchased swim trunks