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you: dad can we have dragon cousins clair and lance
me: no we already have dragon cousins clair and lance at home
dragon cousins clair and lance at home:
#AttackOnTitan artdump from 2020 ! [1/2]
#ThankYouHajimeIsayama !!!
understand my (very bizarre but very self-indulgent) oc/canon ship in 5 mins!! 💙🌻❤️
turningheadshippng (made myself) = tupp/ilima
“Turning Heads and Training Hard!” was the ep that intro'd their backstory together! tupp being jealous of ilima + just wanting to beat him since he's popular w/ the ladies but he's in denial that he’s also just. super into him too-
oldcaneshipping (made myself) = blaine/pryce
NAMESAKE: THEY BOTH GOT CANES IN THEIR HGSS REDESIGN!! i hc them being long married, and ppl just dont notice it until they kiss in public:
“hello darling”
“hey honey”
“YOURE?! DATING??!”
“........we’ve been married for 40 years”
malieshipping (made myself) = plumeria/erika
i hc that they met in malie garden! its an alolan city, but its very inspired by kanto (there’s even a kanto gym) so i can imagine plumeria meeting erika in the garden, who was visiting alola at the time :^D
phaesporiashipping (existing name) = cynthia/diantha
RICH CHAMPION LESBIANS WHO RADIATE BDE AND PERFECT COUPLE ENERGY. NEED I SAY MORE.
helsingshipping (existing name) = marshal/grimsley
twink boutta pounce JKJRJHGJHFDHJ like ykno rawrrrHFGHHFJ
toxicboltshipping (existing name) = lt surge/koga
HEAR ME OUT they aren't married yet but they're just 2 middle aged dudes crushing on each other........ALSO: A FAMILY CAN BE 2 DADS AND THEIR SINGLE DAUGHTER + janine, who rly likes surge and has accidentally called him dad once