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Me: I can't make it into work today because of the #BombCyclone
Boss: Come in or youre fired.
Me:
Wait... am I crazy or does this crumpled paper towel on my dresser look like Scrat the squirrel from Ice Age ...?!
What r u afraid of?
I think @SonjatMorgan from Real Housewives of NY has a drinking problem..
SLAP!!! #ahscult
The Babadook & Pennywise are the LGBTQ couple we need but don't deserve...
After walking 10km to hatch all these #PokemonGo eggs...