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Sorry America, you can't have Australia's gun laws, but you might get our infrastructure privatisation program ("asset recycling") https://t.co/686mIboYG1
...er, that our own government abandoned (please don't ask about our electricity grid mess) https://t.co/M2p9s1BIFM
Bank to use $6.6bn profit to invest in new tech to cut 6,000 jobs (18%) https://t.co/sGZR7SfNl9
But gawd their share price still took a hit because shareholders want more dividends NOW (so we know where Scott's tax cut would end up)
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PM downplays Coalition tension https://t.co/qCyOlywv1t
'We can make this work'
Brandis and Dutton, trading farewell barbs on the runway tarmac
"But we'll always have Manus"
Waterford on the Cabinet Files and the Foreign Interference/Espionage Bill: security agencies use their own cock-ups to demand more powers they don't need https://t.co/B6K4xKhfMo
Aust Gov abstains from the UN vote on Jerusalem https://t.co/O8oq4aNYcS
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"This belongs to us all" #MarriageEquality in Australia finally passes into law https://t.co/SbL97SwsvR
And so hear we are (2017)
*the cartoon bin is a roaring fire, time for marshmallows*
#MarriageEquality
Julia Mk II emerges from the party's traditional closet (2015)
*folds cartoon into origami ibis*
#MarriageEquality