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this comic turns 7 years old today and judging by my current computer setup, it has aged well 😎
this comic is 7 years and 1 day old (i missed the anniversary cause i was hesitant to post this diabolical smut)
today is the day we celebrate the 5th anniversary of when this shower prodigy won a record deal with sweaty simon records
happy 4th birthday to this comic. which is significantly less relatable now thanks to the pandemic *grumble*