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Yeah, what the hell, Lenore? It was awfully rude to kick over Hector's cup of yogurt.
I have no Idea how this happened but, this is bound to create a time paradox.
I probably shouldn't tell my younger selves what horrors await them.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Greta & I are now engaged.
Okay, who's the funny guy who started the rumor that rubbing my chest will give you good luck?
I know this is going to sound weird but, I need to thank the orphaned children for helping me mature myself from a depressed teenager into a mostly functional adult.
What I am saying is that in addition to the love and support from Greta, becoming a foster father made me grow up.
"I want to take this time to personally thank you, Greta for what you have done.
You were the light that guided me out of the lowest point in my life. Thank you, my love."
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