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@hyxpk "Well... At least my boy made a new friend."
"Hey, I think I like this new look. You think the ladies will be impressed if I tell them I survived a monster attack?"
First it's She-Ra, then it's Masters of the Universe Revelations, then it's the cgi show, and now this!? Netflix, pick a universe and stick with it! This is getting a wee bit annoying by now. https://t.co/EKc8QuNE26
@hyxpk "Alright, 96th time's the charm."
"Did she just say '96th'?"
"All those poor ducks! That cat is a monster!"
Anyway, awesome music from some of the best video games of all time. https://t.co/cpIw2knFsi
@hyxpk "Look what that cat did to me!? I'm gonna sue!"
"My poor boy is traumatized! Count me in on this lawsuit!"
[An hour later]
Anchor: We're now being told the ferry captain was intentionally trying to steer the ferry into the power plant. The captain has tested negative for alcohol and drugs.
D: The guy wasn't even drunk! This was a sober person trying to steer into a power plant!
Dipper: The guy must've been drunk. Like, REALLY drunk.
@hyxpk "COWABUNGA!!!"
"Wait, don't jump in here! It's cold as heck!!!" 🥶
@Idolomantises Does this happen wherever they go?