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You know how Donkey Kong 64 took Super Mario 64's floating haunted books and made them little ripoffs of Banjo-Kazooie's Cheato? It's virtually illegible in the actual game, but a closer look reveals them all as "DK64 Players [sic] Guide" copies! What a stupid library. #DKUFacts
Update: The DK Vine bot that I created last night has rapidly gained sentience and is now assuming the identity of Swanky Kong, believing himself to be the center of a dating show where he can romance various Donkey Kong Universe characters.
I've meddled in the natural order. https://t.co/hwqJTXZAAL
AAAHHH! SKELETONS!
Oh, right. I put them in this tweet. We're safe. They're all from Donkey Kong games. And while none are as notorious as Dry Bones and their ilk in the Super Mario series, maybe YOU have a favorite?
(I realize Kackle is a skeletal ghost, but it still counts!)