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Though Mr.Dior does not skimp on domestic fluff, it serves a little bit of drama, too! I initially dove in for a fun- (and pun!) filled ride, and halfway through I found myself looking forward to getting touching/lonely glimpses at the characters' individual back stories.
Our title character is Zhang Chenfei, aka Zhang Dadiao/Big-D*ck Zhang. Often revered as a genius with a rags-to-riches story, he is a devoted (and often fearful) wifeslave to Jiao Qi...that is, until the fateful accident that made him act like a walking, overbearing disaster.
The story follows a couple after the ML/gong gets into an accident that made him think he's a character in the novels he's read.
As his husband deals w/ his changing personality, they unwittingly discover things abt each other that they've never known in their 7yrs of marriage.
That feel when you oughtta be worried/sad but you kept getting...distracted. Wanning, I just—😳
LSJ suffering for all he's done will be so delicious, but I'm lying to myself if I say I don't wanna see them like this again 🥲
Lemme read TFM for my fluff and comedy fix for now 🤧
Not me wallowing in the crazy good dogfood of these flashbacks because I know it'll be dogblood from here on out, courtesy of present-day human-shaped scum of the earth Lu Shangjin...
They were so young and so in love 🥲
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