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"To turn into a big sweaty noisy blob just drink this..."
*looks at empty glass in my paw*
"Uh oh..."
My friend @weeaboo_boi brought me to burger king and I'm pretty sure im too fat to move on my own now o////o
@Spotty_Butt came in to get measured today! I think i can make him a nice (tightly fitting) suit~